bleck

my thoughts evermore
your beauty outshines all things
surpassing the stars

next one.

School sucks massive nuts
the working environment
is pitiable

next one

Oh wonderful mom
how your beauty shines bright
Crush you I must do

last one

To the gods above
Oh wonderful family
I can and will win

found this. felt it was deserving of respect

and i, but could not but stand there, mouth agape, for which her beauty captured my very soul and awakened within me such passion the likes of which not felt in all my years of living. From inside my breast awoke a beast to which i have no name, but unlocked such feelings and i could not but cry out " Oh Joy, to which this wholesome and beloved maiden has shown me her grace, if she would but not hold out her arm and take me into her embrace to be her willing slave now and forever. Oh amy, you have stirred within me such love, such a wellspring of passion the likes of which i have never before felt in all the years of my life" and i could not but prostrate myself at her feet, for i was not worthy to look into her eyes. My only wish would be for her to but look upon me with favor, and to truly bring my new passion to earth, in the form of our love. And if i should be so happy to speak upon it, the maiden reached with her hand and touched her fingers upon my head and told me to stand. Oh the wonder. Oh the joy. my godess was looking upon me, in a way i never thought possible, with her hands blaced upon her bousum and her chest rising and falling as would the waves upon a gentle sea. And upon her perfect face was a smile the likes of which i had never seen. In it i could see the vast ocean of compassion and happiness for which can only be explained as love. In my suprised state I fell prostrate on the ground and proceeded to weep, for which she mistook my tears astears of sadness, and not what they truly were. These were tears not of sadness but of joy, oh the wonderful, precious, joy that makes the body rithe in pleasure and ecstasy. She lifted my head from the ground and proclaimed " Oh my dear man, how you must see me right now. I am no goddess but mortal woman, who can feel the breathe of love within her breasts, and the spark of wonder within my mind. You have awakened within me such things as never felt within me. I do only hopw that my love may be as strong as yours, my dear love, for the scale upon which yours is placed is obviously at the height of passion, and for that i can offer no greater thanks but to offer you my feeble self as a gift." And at that moment i tore myself from the ground, lept up, and took her into my arms, for this was my life, my love, my future.

ha ha ha ha ha (in the jingly fashion)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO people of differing beliefs and cultures…….. or not. Well I got my braces today. SO not muy bueno.
The people mentally violated me when they gave me a list of things I can’t eat. No more caramel, snickers, nuts, chips, hard tacos, and anything and everything sticky and yummy, all you perverts out there had better shut up.

At the moment I’m going through the whole sore teeth thing. That’s always fun isn’t it.
Anyway I’ve got one number for all you people. 5. What is this number for? What can it mean? Well the answer to that is one phone call away to my mommy.

Anyway that’s it for now. Peace.

Pablo and Bubbles

Please innocent peons, walk with me on a magical journey filed with rabbits, golden carrots, and dogs doing terrible, unspeakable things to a fire hydrant. Not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.

One day in the magical city of deppressedville, there lived two men, not gay, named Pablo and Bubbles. Now you see Pablo and Bubbles were both crack heads. This unfortunate little habbit isn't a problem however because P and B are very good at there jobs. There Jobs would be theivery on the black market.

So P and B are rolling in cash. One day when Pablo was " up in the clouds" so to speak or "doin the dirty" or " cracked out of his mind" or whatever stupid way you want to say he was high, Pablo got some serious munchies. Pablo is a vegetarien, what kinda junkie only eats the greens? I mean really, and so he went to check his greenery. He couldn't find any food but he did find a magical rabbit named peter.

Now Pablo was afraid of peter cause of the chrome 45 in his hand and the smoke in his mouth. Peter said that he came in peace though. peter started to talk about a golden carrot said to keep you full for a wek straight and Pablo wanted it. Peter however told him that if Pablo and Bubbles didn't get a move on he'd started poppin caps in very unpleasent places. So Pablo and Bubbles, who had just taken some shrooms, went out into the city.

The two idiots had forgoten their car so they had to walk. While walking the two spotteda dog doing- insert very nasty thought here- to a red firehydrant. When they approached the dog he started cursin them out like the trailor trash that he was from. The two amigos ran away very scared.

Suddenly the two saw the golden carrot in a wal-mart. They ran in and baught it. The two rushed home and started to eat it.

According to the police Pablo and Bubbles died two hours later. Cause of Death? Lead poisoning from ingesting lead based paint.

The moral to my story: Don't do drugs. They will have you seeing rabbits with guns, ghetto dogs, goloden carrots, and in the end they WILL kill you.

God I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored right now. I mean honestly how many people get so bored that they right a story about doing drugs.

If you are still reading and you haven't stopped half way through do to severe hurt, moral or social issues, or because you are now contacting a lawyer for discrimination on bunnies then I will tell you my current status. Hurting and slightly deppressed.

I mean I'm hurting from the work out that I've done for what two weaks now. In about a month I'll be eating buildings so I'm happy bout that.
As to why I'm deppressed: I don't know. It could be just a random shot of hormones, It could be because my future is unclear, it could be because in two days I'm getting railroad tracks welded onto my teeth. Heh Heh railroad tracks.

Anyway thats all I got. Sorry for the legnthy break from blogging. Love You All.

AND LEAVE COMMENTS FOR GOODNESS SAKE. I MEAN EVEN IF ONLY TWO PEOPLE READ THIS IT'S STILL NICE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

mmmmmmmm......

You know what? IHOP rocks and applebees is deeply unsatisfying. IHOP has monster sized burgers and breakfast. Applebees has food that makes it feel like you just got kicked in the nuts twice when you are forced to go the bathroom 15 min. later. Take your pick.

I have recently been allowed to read the True Blood series. And since I finally know all these characters I must say our family is a lot alike.
1. Sookie- Aunt H
2.Bill- Aunt H's weired fantasy vampire thing
3.Eric- Definitely uncle M.
4. Sam- D.J. all the way.
5.Arlene- My strong independent mother.
6.Jason- Dad(hehe)
7. Stan-Kenny (nerdy but deadly)(possibly)
8. maened thingy- Ellie
9. ............ Sorry Brenda can't think off anything for you
That completes family members and members of the book. If you don't like your match-ups then go suck on a blond chick. Maybe she'll let you.who knows.

Leg update: It sucks. Badly. Like not like oh whoops I just lost a 50 dollar bet bad. More like I just lost my house, job, wife, kids, inheritance, friends, and am not allowed to drink bad. That as you all know sucks. Still can't move my ankle but Oh well. Goin to P.T. tommorow so that should be fun. I hope I get to do the obstacle course thing.

Exams are next week too so I'm kinda nervous(prolly spelled wrong) about that. And if uncle M. can find something more interestin than the guy walking his dog in my story I might feel the isperation to start writing again.

That's it for now.

Chuck Norris quote of the day: God said let there be light. Chuck Norris replied "say please".

last night

Well as many of you may not know (exluding the immediate family) I had a really really REALLY bad night early morning. If you asked me where I was from 11:00 to 1:00 I woiuld tell you I was at a lazer tag lockdown. That part of my night was fun. But wait it ended at 2 so why did I leave at 1. The answer to that would be because I was on my jolly way all the way to the emergency room at childrens hospital.

What was I doing there? well I can say that I was there because my leg was in pretty bad shape. You see I was playing a game at lazer tag and while was running to the opposite base some kid with crap for parents tripped me. THEN AFTER THAT I got pistol whipped (yeah you read right) and kicked in the leg while I was on the ground holding my left leg. Fun.

So we got to the hospital and dad got a wheelchair for me to sit in. Not as much fun under the circumstances. I got registered pretty quickly and they gave me and dad a room to wait for the doctor in. The doctor came in, asked me what happened, and then kinda felt around my leg. Then I went and took 15 x-rays. That hurt. Then I went back to my room. The doctor came in and said he didn't think that the bones were broken (from my neekap to my toes) but he was going to have to put a splint on. So he did that and then I had to wait an hour for cruches and a knee-brace.By the it was 5 in the morning. It has never been so hard to go pee than without being able to use 1 leg.

Well the doctor told me to take motrin every 6 hours so that'll be fun.Dad got me a coke and he got a pack of cigs on the way home. I completely understood.we got home at 6 and then I went to bed.

As for what my leg looked like: My ankle was swolen and I can't feel the top of my left foot and I can't move it or my toes left or up. My knee was bruised and swollen. My left calf was humongous and it felt like it was being stabbed.

Well I guess that it takes me almost breaking my leg to blog. Anyway I think that I'm going to a leg doctor monday to see if the bones are broken or not . Oh well. I just wish I knew who tripped me. chainsaw fight anybody?

Many thanks to dad who spent five hours with a kid who had to be helped into the car.

I cramed into my wispering eye.........

Well not mine but these two chicks on t.v. that tried to smuggle in 20 pounds of pure coke from peru into the U.S. They got caught.

Anyway. Guess what?

Do you want me to tell you?

OOOOOOOOOKAY. I WENT TO THE DENTIST.
It really really really sucked. I just got my teath cleaned but when the dentist broke out the scraper I cried a little bit inside. Huh maybe I do have a wispering eye.

Anyway she told me that my wisdom teeth need to come out, I have a terrible overbite, and if I don't get braces then I'm gonna have jaw problems for the rest of my life. Wonderful.

Something funny about dentists. They are supposed to make your teath better right? they're supposed to make them all big and strong to fight of all the big bad cavities right? Well then why do your teath always hurt afterwords? I mean do they not know this by now.

Onto a happy note. I did great on my exams. I finished with 5 yeah that's right 5 AAAAAAAAAAAA's and saddely 1 B in spanish. Sorry all you hombres or ese's or whatever you are.
Anyway thats about it .

OH I almost forgot.
This weekand, guess what I was supposed to do.
I was supposed to go learn how to drive a stick shift with dad. Then it rained. God made it rain because I was supposed to drive.
Ah- well TTYL